TISM

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(Ends With): I'll Drano The Toilets As Well Before You Get Here, Yes Sir SOUND FX: Phone Clunks Down. Ummm...

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Saturday Night Palsy

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(Ends With): His Brilliant Sense Of The Needs Of The Artist, Combined With His Entrepeneurial Genius, Is Surely Unsurpassed In The Modern Australian Rock Industry. The Success Of TISM Is Wholly Attributable To His Own... (Fades Out)

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(I’m Interested In) Apathy

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(Ends With): Oooh, Let's Show These Industry Types How TISM Gets It On. Sound FX: Cow Mooing

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Get Thee To A Nunnery

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(Ends With): Help!!! I Can't Get My Arm Out!!! My Arm!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!

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Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli

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(Ends With): Call That Guy From "All Creatures Great And Small" MICK, DON'T GO, MIIICCCKKK.

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Defecate On My Face (Country Version)

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(Ends With): GET THE SPRAY AND WIPE BEFORE WILLIAMS GETS HERE, QUICK.

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Life Kills

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(Ends With): They Were In My Hand When Bessie Went Rump-on To Me, And Then Things Got Really Hot And I Shoved My Arm... AAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MICK I LEFT 'EM IN BESSIE.

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U2, Brute?

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(Ends With): I've Got My Hand Stuck Up There Once Already. O.K. Bessie, Sorry To Do This Ol' Girl, But We Had To Break Apart Eventually. Sound FX: Chainsaw Starts Up. Lots Of Squelching.

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The Law Of Repulsion After Orgasm

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(Ends With):now, Mick, What Are We Gonna' Do With All These Dismembered Cow Parts? Williams Is Due Here Anytime.

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Australia - The World’s Suburb

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(Ends With): Yeah? We'll Go Get It, QUICK. And Bring Some Sandwich Bread While You're At It.

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The Art-Income Dialectic

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(Ends With): Just Finished Now, Sir.